27
Jul
sirobvious:

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nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25


Me: Good Morning, How are you today?Customer: Tall Iced Latte. Me: Did you mean 12 or 16 ounce?Customer: 12, duh. Me: I’m sorry I didn’t know, Starbucks says tall is a 12, and other places say 16. Customer: Well you should know.Me: I’m sorry, we’re not a Starbucks store. Hitler: Well you should be.Me: *visibly withholding scream that ‘I too am a human and wish to be treated like one.’* There are comment cards around the corner.

sirobvious:

arrow-to-the-nii:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.

$25

Me: Good Morning, How are you today?
Customer: Tall Iced Latte.
Me: Did you mean 12 or 16 ounce?
Customer: 12, duh.
Me: I’m sorry I didn’t know, Starbucks says tall is a 12, and other places say 16.
Customer: Well you should know.
Me: I’m sorry, we’re not a Starbucks store.
Hitler: Well you should be.
Me: *visibly withholding scream that ‘I too am a human and wish to be treated like one.’* There are comment cards around the corner.

(Source: epic-humor, via joshpeck)

27
Jul
27
Jul