How To Train Your Humans
Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.
Me: Good Morning, How are you today?
Customer: Tall Iced Latte.
Me: Did you mean 12 or 16 ounce?
Customer: 12, duh.
Me: I’m sorry I didn’t know, Starbucks says tall is a 12, and other places say 16.
Customer: Well you should know.
Me: I’m sorry, we’re not a Starbucks store.
Hitler: Well you should be.
Me: *visibly withholding scream that ‘I too am a human and wish to be treated like one.’* There are comment cards around the corner.
(Source: epic-humor, via joshpeck)