January 2012
50 posts
Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
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Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
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the awkward moment when youre trying to get over...
Vote a Post Sundays!
Dearest Tumblr Followers,
There are now 17 of you. While I am always eager for more, your loyalty and fanship shall be rewarded with this: Vote-A-Post Sundays.
On Sunday (for as long as I choose to continue this tradition) you will be give a set of post titles to choose from and I shall write / publish that post. You’ll have to infer the content based on the title.
The options:
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Tips for Happiness
Some motivational thoughts to make into posters, then sell and makes lots of money; which can totally buy happiness.
- Laugh, like a lot.
- Don’t care what others think, they’re gonna think nasty things anyway; so why bother.
- Be yourself; unless you’re a terrible person… then be someone else.
- If you get hurt, don’t dwell on it. Great guys and gals get passed...
That Guy!
Sitting in the lobby of my wing of Walsh. (Walsh One West) and casually observing those who come in and out of their room without any other contact. They do some rather funny things.
Running: people will be late for somthing and will decide to make their first appearance of the semester by sprinting through the halls like a chicken on speed. We (the lobby visitors) will spend the next five...
Scatter Brain
It’s a multi-post day! {Get Excited!}
So when I’m doing something I make small reminders to look up/do things later. Usually things of little to no importance at all. Here is my mental todo list for Sunday, January 22nd:
- Google: Kirk and Nate Mueller (perhaps Wikipedia)
- “The Harold Song” by Ke$ha is good.
- Get more coffee
- Look up requirements to be a dancer...
Sundays
The official “get stuff done that I should have done all week” day. That’s a fairly heavy burden for 24 short hours. Especially since most if us don’t do any work before noon.
Now I’m enjoying my weekend morning with television in bed. Bliss. But I gaze across the room and see what can only be a scale replica of a bomb site.
So now it’s a fight between...
"Flowchart: Can You Skip Class Today?" by Kevin... →
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY BOYCHUK.
p0pping-punk:
akfjslfjs;df and i’m seeing him today (:
this is also my johnny boychuk appreciation post…
Should I Get Up?
Pro: You have class.
Con: You'll have it again Monday!
Pro: But I won't understand the topics.
Con: Read the book; you bought it for a reason.
Pro: I am only allowed one skip a semester.
Con: Use it.
Pro: You need to shower.
Con: Which I can do in an hour.
Pro: No. Go now.
Con: It's warm in here.
Pro: Squires has waffles!!
Con: With severely sub-par syrup. Gross.
Pro: That blonde sits behind you.
Con: Fine, let's go to class.
Disney →
elementary school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: I went to bed at 10
everyone: omg luckyyyy
college: I went to bed at 10
everyone: is that even possible
Cough.
Waking up to a cough is one of the single most horrific things a flight student can do; that means you’re getting sick, or getting worse again, and you can’t fly. This is bad. I want to bed at 11:00 last night like a good boy, and was awoken at 6:18 by my lovely alarm clock radio, seeing as I’m not training for the olympics I promptly hit snooze… every nine minutes…...
Attention Tumblr
If thou try to contact me from two o’clock today through noon tomorrow, please do so through SMS, as I’ll be abroad.
amillionlittleconstellations:
Today the barista asked me if I wanted any flavoring in my latte and I said “what does your heart tell you?” and he just glared at me and now I know for sure that he hates me.
This. Is. Fantastic.
