Ten years ago Video Calling was science fiction. Now when I want to talk to my...– Alexander Aldred Card (On Technological Advancements)
Making fun of Facebook on Twitter and making fun of Twitter on Facebook. Then...– A. Aldred Card (on Cross Media Utilization)
I don’t know of I describe this feeling. It’s one of pride, depression, anger, and joy. Satisfaction it is not. It’s a feeling that makes me want to scream and cry at the same time; only to turn around act as if nothing happened. This is surreal… Prescience could describe the outcome of these emotions but I lack the necessary facilities to do so; knowing that, I’m...
He had a blonde mustache. The universal symbol for intelligence.– Tina Fey
Sunday My Way
I woke up at eight this morning, an hour before my alarm was scheduled, and later deactivated that alarm once my flight was cancled. I had great deals of time to kill, and I was deterined to not sleep themaway like I usually do, I wanted some roductive ‘Alex Time’ So what did I do? You’ll see… I had recently cleaned my room so now it looks like an ultra chic loft. There is...
I will be eating cold pizza for breakfast. Like a badass.– A. A. Card (discussing his morning culinary choices.)
Rules of Driving with Alex
There are some simple rules I’d like to post just so when I enforce them they don’t appear arbitrary, capricious or malicious. 1. I control all aspects to the entertainment devices. This is believe it or not a safety item. If I start to tire I will play the music louder, if I have a migrant I will play smoother music at a softer level. et cetra. Also, I am the one ptting forth...
I dearly love the people I live and hang out with in Grand Forks. But let it be clear: You’re all a little f###ing nuts. Remember earlier when I said ‘I dearly love’?! Anyway I think college has finally got to me for the first time. The mutinousness and lack of joy in it all. I slept for 8 hours each night (I should get a statue of a pillowcase erected in my honor) but after long...
Well I’ve been back in the Upper Great Plains for just under a week now and I’ve noticed some strong differences in Grand Forks: The Game ‘Hit the pedestrian’ is not played here. Coffee is far more expensive and harder to find. Finding something open after ten is not as much a challenge as it is a miracle. Walking distance is under two miles Subway is a restaurant, and...
I might be developing a new blog…
Every morning I tell myself I’m going to be way more productive. Then I...– A. Aldred Card. (Discussing why he is late to class.)
I miss my little tumblr account. I would just post the ridiculous ramblings gallivanting about my mind. I love my followers that those who follow me, melodrama and all. Alex
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howtotalktogirlsatparties: 8:00 A.M. I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don’t wake up before—the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours. I wear a long, full-length white shirt, in a material called poplin imperial, made for me by…
A Breath of Freshly Febreezed(TM) Air.
[Prologue] It’s 5,909 degrees. Exactly. Just not on a scale you’re used to. Try to keep up. [Body] Oh goodness tumblr is getting deep. So many relationship posts. So many Kony posts. So many pictures of otters. it’s all too much. I’ve decided to write a post about what I’m good at: being redicilious. Today it was supposed to rain, and I have this AMAZING TRENCH...
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Random Fact #75
iamso404: The Netherlands was the first country to legalize same-sex marriages in 2000.
Empire State of Mind
Today I flew on a plane, all by myself. Twas much better than flying the plane myself. I was a tad nervous and considered calling Delta and reporting myself as an unaccompinied minor. I could pass for 17 year old still! Then I’d claim myself at the gate upon producing identification. But I arrived, took a slightly horiffic two hour subway trip from the Bronx to Manhattan. Wasn’t...
Silly teachers spreading out the Hell like it’s peanut butter on toast.– Steffani Donahoe