March 2012
73 posts
“Ten years ago Video Calling was science fiction. Now when I want to talk to my...”
– Alexander Aldred Card (On Technological Advancements)
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“Making fun of Facebook on Twitter and making fun of Twitter on Facebook. Then...”
– A. Aldred Card (on Cross Media Utilization)
I don’t know of I describe this feeling. It’s one of pride, depression, anger, and joy. Satisfaction it is not. It’s a feeling that makes me want to scream and cry at the same time; only to turn around act as if nothing happened. This is surreal…
Prescience could describe the outcome of these emotions but I lack the necessary facilities to do so; knowing that, I’m...
“He had a blonde mustache. The universal symbol for intelligence.”
– Tina Fey
Sunday My Way
I woke up at eight this morning, an hour before my alarm was scheduled, and later deactivated that alarm once my flight was cancled. I had great deals of time to kill, and I was deterined to not sleep themaway like I usually do, I wanted some roductive ‘Alex Time’ So what did I do? You’ll see…
I had recently cleaned my room so now it looks like an ultra chic loft. There is...
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“I will be eating cold pizza for breakfast. Like a badass.”
– A. A. Card (discussing his morning culinary choices.)
Rules of Driving with Alex
There are some simple rules I’d like to post just so when I enforce them they don’t appear arbitrary, capricious or malicious.
1. I control all aspects to the entertainment devices.
This is believe it or not a safety item. If I start to tire I will play the music louder, if I have a migrant I will play smoother music at a softer level. et cetra. Also, I am the one ptting forth...
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Community Living.
I dearly love the people I live and hang out with in Grand Forks. But let it be clear: You’re all a little f###ing nuts. Remember earlier when I said ‘I dearly love’?! Anyway I think college has finally got to me for the first time. The mutinousness and lack of joy in it all. I slept for 8 hours each night (I should get a statue of a pillowcase erected in my honor) but after long...
Collegiate Bliss
Well I’ve been back in the Upper Great Plains for just under a week now and I’ve noticed some strong differences in Grand Forks:
The Game ‘Hit the pedestrian’ is not played here.
Coffee is far more expensive and harder to find.
Finding something open after ten is not as much a challenge as it is a miracle.
Walking distance is under two miles
Subway is a restaurant, and...
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I might be developing a new blog…
“Every morning I tell myself I’m going to be way more productive. Then I...”
– A. Aldred Card. (Discussing why he is late to class.)
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Sigh...
I miss my little tumblr account. I would just post the ridiculous ramblings gallivanting about my mind. I love my followers that those who follow me, melodrama and all.
Alex
How To Talk To Girls At Parties: Karl Lagerfeld in... →
howtotalktogirlsatparties:
8:00 A.M. I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don’t wake up before—the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours. I wear a long, full-length white shirt, in a material called poplin imperial, made for me by…
A Breath of Freshly Febreezed(TM) Air.
[Prologue]
It’s 5,909 degrees. Exactly. Just not on a scale you’re used to. Try to keep up.
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Oh goodness tumblr is getting deep. So many relationship posts. So many Kony posts. So many pictures of otters. it’s all too much. I’ve decided to write a post about what I’m good at: being redicilious.
Today it was supposed to rain, and I have this AMAZING TRENCH...
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Random Fact #75
iamso404:
The Netherlands was the first country to legalize same-sex marriages in 2000.
Empire State of Mind
Today I flew on a plane, all by myself. Twas much better than flying the plane myself. I was a tad nervous and considered calling Delta and reporting myself as an unaccompinied minor. I could pass for 17 year old still! Then I’d claim myself at the gate upon producing identification. But I arrived, took a slightly horiffic two hour subway trip from the Bronx to Manhattan. Wasn’t...
“Silly teachers spreading out the Hell like it’s peanut butter on toast.”
– Steffani Donahoe 