June 2012
17 posts
“Just put semicolons everywhere, if someone calls you out claim it was a typo. If...”
– A. Aldred Card (on punctuation exercises)
Open Letter
Person,
I met you whilst visiting a friend, and instantly thought “well you’re not ugly”. Due to my never ending supply of confidence with potential suitors, I texted my friend about it instead of talking to you. I know, I’m classy.
We hung out with several other people, like a middle school group date. Then we had, well, a NSFW gathering.
We continued to chat after...
Metaposting
Sometimes I feel that the content I wish to present simply doesn’t have a rightful place on any of my social networks. Let’s take the content I produced tonight: a photograph of the outfit I plan on wearing tomorrow as it is laid out awaiting me tomorrow; let’s take that and run it past the networks:
Facebook: too trivial for Facebook, easily overlooked. May be seen as snobby....
Don't Hate on North Dakota
Really, you’re gonna hate on North Dakota?! I normally do not care what others post on the Internet, it is up to them, if I don’t like the content you’re placing online I won’t read it. If you choose to have a video of kittens filing taxes as your twitter profile photo then go for it. But there is something that crosses the line for me: being stupid. I recently read a...
kroneisl asked: Have I ever told you that you are an inspiring human being? and that we're going to get some coffee within the next few days?
Smiling
I did it. I got into and out of a funk in less than twelve hours. (major accomplishment) I was feeling down because I was comparing myself to an image of a person, not the person. Ready, we’re gonna use the word “fornication”. Yep, that just happened.
They say never meet your heroes, seeing as Captain Kangaroo isn’t doing meet and greets I should be safe. But as my blog...
Sigh...
This post is at 3 in the morning, so not so funny nor very informative. This is myself, Alex, writing my feelings for the world to have access to; this is therapeutic for me, and possible helpful for you, the reader.
Being friends is a wonderful relationship status. Every once in a while you meet a person you feel deserves a much more intimate relationship. Now, sadly, relationships are built...
Bite
Well this is a morning after post…
No I wasn’t drunk, or high, or considering bangs, I was hanging out with my friends at a ‘Fancy Restaurant’ (If this restaurant wishes to drop the quotations from that title they probably should stop serving burgers and playing country). The common personality trait of the three of us can be boiled down to this: asshat. Now the three of...
